Jebus H.a response from the FH

So, the FH was introduced to the 11 elements this evening and he thinks that they are “bullshit” and he’d like to comment on each of them….so here we go.

#1 - Guilty as charged.

#2 - Chinese food is salty, and I don’t like it, so sue me.  The only thing I like is Sesame Chicken from K.Fungs and it closed after the flood so now I don’t like anything.  I said “whatever you want”.

#3 - I don’t believe in cards.

#4 - Cass, can I just tell you something, I don’t want to get you anything ever since the watch incident (this should TOTALLY be it’s own post because this watch story is pretty fantastic)

#5 - I don’t know what the hell a soap opera is.  DO you think I have TIME to watch something.  Freaking Yankees stink (yeah, he’s multi-tasking)

#6 - I’ve never said that phrase (incidentally, he said it TWICE while writing this response)

#7 - That’s rediculous.

#8 - Extended silence and then attempt to throw the conversation.  FINE. This Saturday I’m planning something.  I’m pulling out ALL the stops this weekend (Jebus, could it be true???)

#9 - What’s the difference?  If you ask me to clean it up, I do.  You asked me on Sunday and I did it.  (yeah, I did ask, and yeah he did do it.)  I don’t take initiative when it comes to domestic responsibilities.

#10 - I always comment, what are you talking about?  (okay, actually he does notice quite a bit.)

#11 - I always ask and you always say “I don’t want to talk about” (this is actually true too - but I actually DO want to talk about it….I just don’t know where to start.)

So there, he’s responded….it’s an equal opportunity blog.