PSA: Things not to say

Public Service Announcement.  Do not say these things:

  • I’m so happy.
  • I’m not letting work stress me out
  • I’m really calm and chill working from home
  • I’m feeling good
  • I’m not even eating that many cupcakes

Because once you say them they stop being true.  So just keep them in your pocket and for goodness sake don’t blog about it because it puts a fast forward on the shitstorm.

2 Responses to “PSA: Things not to say”

  1. I totally agree with you, that if you say something like “my child is a really great sleeper!” you totally jinx yourself and it ceases being true. My husband believes I’m a freak for thinking this way, but I know it really happens.

  2. Damnit, did I pass my bad luck to you?

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