“No, that’s just not possible”

I was at the doctor this morning.  She was taking a quick look at the baby and she said everything looks great, the head is down and she looks really active.  I should mention that I have a very good relationship with my doctor – I like her, she’s youngish, very upbeat, and she’s kind [...]

April, is that you?

I hear April…it’s right around the corner on Tuesday.  Can you even believe it?  I’m in shock that a whole month has passed.  This is the beginning of the busiest month of the year here’s what we have coming up this week:

24 Week Doctor Appointment tomorrow.  One book says this may be a shave your [...]

Mango and Soccer Ball

There is a price one pays for having an informed spouse.  So you ask, what does an informed spouse say when you’re having a breakdown trying to find an outfit to wear tonight out for dinner?  He says the following things in no particular order:

Your uterus is the size of a soccer ball what do [...]

Sounds of Friday

Hum of washing machine and dryer
Birds chriping as they dance in the rain
Rain spatter on the window
Cats purring as they nap lazily
Keyboard tip tapping
Friday working from home = perfection.

The Double Tag

I was tagged by both Jenny and Mandi so I will comply, happily.  I am not a rule follower so I will only comply with the first 2 rules – because tagging people makes me feel like a burden.
Here are the rules as I’ve rewritten them: Link to your tagger and post these rules on [...]

So I had a munchkin, sue me.

Today has kind of sucked.  I can’t identify the exact root cause of this but it has and I’ve been redefining what it means to be a pissy pissy pregnant lady today.  So I went to Dunkin and I bought a few munchkins.  Sue me.  I’m growing a whole person here people…this isn’t easy business.  [...]

Eat what you want ‘08 nearing it’s end

I have sad news.  I believe it’s time to stop the “Eat what you want ‘08″ event that started on Thanksgiving of ‘07.  I know you’re supposed to gain weight while pregnant I just feel that the amount of weight may need to be watched in a more constructive way rather then the “I want [...]

YUBRagin

That should be license plate. Y U B Ragin? Why I be raging? WHY? I’ll tell you why – actually I’ll tell you the instances that have me on the verge of a pregnancy rage that has almost killed dozens of people this week. Before we get to why I [...]

Shit on Fear

Little Foot’s Mommy asked me if I liked birds this morning and I felt like this would make an entertaining post.  I have what I call The Get Shit on Fear.  I have a real fear of birds taking a dump on me…here’s the backstory.
Once upon a time I worked in Manhattan for a very [...]

Randomness in Bullets

When you close your eyes what do you look like? Recently I realized that I was getting bigger in an all boobs and belly kind of way but when I think about what I look like – I just look like my normal self…not like I actually look.
My belly button is no longer an [...]