This post was edited to remove about 100 spelling errors – only 15 or so left in this post.
How is it that you can be bummed out at 8:08am? Let me count the ways
- Your FH is away and you miss having someone warm next to you.
- It’s 4am when you notice this because you are CONVINCED that it’s your alarm going off – even though it’s the snow plows doing that really great backing up thing for no flipping reason. WE LIVE in a condo – on our little “street” there is a circle….there is NO reason to back up – just keep going around and around. WHY is this so difficult to understand?
- Your cats also think that 4am is the time to wake up so they meow at you. The look to see if that makes you move. It doesn’t. So they paw your glasses off the window sill. Still not moving. Gives you death stare. Climbs up on top of you – gets right in your face. Meow’s cat breath all over you. Not moving KITTIES. Teddy gets pissed and gives me a look that says “It’s On Bitch” jumps on the bathroom counter. Meows. Makes sure I see him. Looks me dead in my eye while he paws off my little glass jewelry holder until it falls to the ground and breaks into about a million pieces.
- Cleaning up glass at 5:10am.
- Turn on the shower – still not feeding cats. You want to play Mr. Mean Cat with me? I don’t think so.Without thumbs you’re pretty much SCREWED with opening your own can of cat food TED. I laughed in a really evil way.
- Okay this next part was actually really great – until you get to number 7 Check e-mail. Discover that AndreAnna has posted her AndreaAnna’s It’s-All-Fun-and-Games-Till-You-Lose-an-Eye Chili
- Remember that it’s LENT and your parents are coming today and they actually follow that whole no meat thing and so the Chili has to wait until Saturday even though you REALLY want Chili NOW.
- Send an important work e-mail about something being “now available” online but instead of putting now you type the word NOT – so you tell everyone it’s NOT avaialble – even though it is and they all respond back because they are in Europe -about WHY it is I can’t seem to get this live. Who do they need to call? Well someone that isn’t a moron clearly…and this morning I’m falling in the moron category.
- The new car has many great features. One of them is not automatically dusting off the 4 inches of snow.
- Oreo knows that I’m home and is fighting really hard for prime lap real estate. It’s going to be a long day.
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You’ll enjoy the chili just as much tomorrow! And enjoy this day of snow and quiet because in 5 months, they will no longer exist. Do it for me. Do it for pregnant women eveywhere! Do it for MANKIND!
ROFL because of number five. That is exactly what happens with me and our cats. http://youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
watch this and you will see it is familiar.
you made me hungry for chili. hope your day goes better!!!
It must be cat’s-freak-the-heck-out-week or something. Last night Keoki had an ever loving fit because the toddler of the house was occupying my “prime lap real estate”, she couldn’t fit, so she wrapped herself around my neck by laying on the back of the chair I was sitting in and falling into the crux of my neck and chair. After putting the toddler to bed, I came back downstairs to find the cat sitting in the seat I was in, so I decided to sit in the love seat, to which I got a death glare from the cat that said, “why-are-you-making-me-get-up-and-move-over-to-you-mom?” So she got up, and came over, jumped up on the table next to me so I grabbed her and pulled her to my lap and she growled at me and hissed. MY. CAT. DOES. NOT. GROWL. AND. HISS….E.V.E.R. So i let her go and as she jumped down I told the dog to “GET. THE. CAT.” To which he promptly jumped up off his bed and chased her little butt across the house. So then this morning we slept in because of the snow so the cat jumped up and over the gate at the bottom of the stairs, not once but twice to yell at me for not feeding her on time! HA! I will always have the last laugh…so. don’t. mess. with. me. feline!
Is FH what I think it is?? lol… Seriously, that’s probably the most naive comment you’ve ever gotten but… is it the f bomb??
I am picturing a snow plow driving in circles over and over and I am LOVING IT! That’s brilliant, simply brilliant. I too live on a street with a big ol’ circle, and yet, I always hear the stupid plow backing up as well. Circles, what a concept.