If I were on MTV and this were a reality show…

If I were on MTV (which I’m not) and if this were a reality show (which, again, is not the case) then this blog would be the confessional.  I should mention that I’m thinking of making this blog exclusively lists.  I may just do a week in lists.  Would that be fun for you?  Here is something that will be fun for you:

The new Josh Kelly CD is worth buying and I find it very freaky how his voice does not match his person at all.  He has a voice that sounds more like the Walking in Memphis guy that’s married to that newscaster with a mixture of John Legend.  He must have worked with a female writer because the things he sings are exactly what a lady wants to hear and after living with a man for four years I can tell you, in all honesty, it would never even occur to him to say even a single of these lines without being given a script and coaching on where to pause.  If you live with someone that writes for Josh Kelly or COULD write for Josh Kelly keep it to yourself.  Thankya.

Speaking of Josh Kelly I saw 27 Dresses over the weekend and it was Perfectly fantastic.  I really enjoy the chick flick as a genre – this is one that I will purchase on DVD and watch when the TV is only showing reality tv that I refuse to watch.  It’s up there on the following rankings: Hot Guy – Check (Ed Burns, my goodness you are so dreamy you are on MY LIST and James Marsden who is that uber sexy, guy next door, dark and just wow, just hot); Funny- Heigl’s facial expressions are so fantastic; They had the singing number – every good chick flick has one (potentially minus Under the Tuscan Sun) My Best Friends Wedding (in the Lobstah restaurant), Because I said So (at the Birthday Party), StepMom (Ain’t no mountain) the list just goes on and on.  This is a great afternoon movie if you don’t want to think about anything else…and you’re okay with not being given anything to “think” about.

Speaking of thinking – here’s something to not do:  When you are working on your baby registry don’t search on ex-boyfriends.  If you do you may discover that both of your two serious boyfriends are both expecting their first children in the same WEEK.  This is only creepier by the fact they were married to the people they cheated on you with on the same day.  Can you freaking believe it…that’s what could happen to you!

Remember when you got boobs?  And how you were pretty convinced that everyone looked at your face and then did a really quick inappropriate gaze passed your new girls?  I’m having that feeling all over again with the whole “belly” issue.  Yesterday at the gym I’m pretty sure a guy did a belly gaze and I created this internal dialog that he had with himself.  “huh, Cass, looking a little thick there in the middle….maybe it’s a baby – they’re married, they look a like but they’re totally married….maybe, or she could just be getting fat, I haven’t seen her in the gym for a while.  Must just be getting fat…fat that’s a funny word. Ya think the Giants could really win?  Nah, but hey it could happen.  That whole spoof with Brady being the kid that through the football that was funny stuff.  I wonder if I have beer at home.”

“Merry Happy” is a very very fun song off the new Kate Nash CD.  If you listen to this song you’ll see how the above paragraph does in fact have a transition.  Any song with the chorus of Do’s and Ta-do-do’s is for me.  It also makes me want to ask my British counterparts to say Merry Happy on my next con call – do you think that I can get them to say Merry Happy?  Have you ever played that game.  Worked really hard to get people to say words in a day?  That’s something I’ve done on boring conference calls – actually with my boss.  We’d challenge each other via IM to prompt someone on the call to use a word.  He’d provide a word and if I got someone to say it then I’d give him a word.  This is ENDLESSLY entertaining.  It can get very competitive and of course it still has to be “relevant” to the conversation.

And on to VERY exciting news after 5 weeks firmly on the top of the to do list the oil is now changed.  Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.